Saturday morning, I lay content in my bed. I was waking up to snuggling with my fellow blogger friend
Lauren (from awkward girls) in my bed, it was a good one. I believe the first words I said that morning were "Lauren, you're the first person that I met on the internet that i've slept with..." or maybe "Excellent....Egggsellent...Egg...salad." but actually the second one we somehow did in unison...unplanned. it's fine. I just shattered all illusions of me being a well-adjusted human being. whutevah, moving on.
the lipstick totally looks better on her. but it's cool, i'll let her stick around my life a little longer... yeah sorry this post wasn't in story format so your expectation from the title were not met, wapz.
